Perfect Womanhood

Ch. XVII - Part 1: Straight Out the Vaj

May 12, 2023
Ch. XVII - Part 1: Straight Out the Vaj
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Perfect Womanhood
Ch. XVII - Part 1: Straight Out the Vaj
May 12, 2023

The outcome of a child falls solely on to the mother of course. Don't be a stupid mother and rely on intuition, instinct or affection alone! 

Here's some simple directions from this chapter- Don't feed them for at least 3 hours after birth, their dress must be 12"-14" long BEYOND their feet, 3 baths a day is a must, and use a sugar and rain water mix when your milk doesn't come in. Sounds sus, but ok. 

Give it a listen and tell us what you think! 

Be sure to check out our social media for photos we reference in this episode, links below! 

This is NOT medical advice in any way. This is a satire podcast about medical practices in Victorian times. DO NOT FOLLOW ANY ADVICE IN THIS EPISODE.

Trigger Warning- Colorful Language as always. 


Thanks for listening! - Emily & Krisi
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/perfectwomanhood
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/perfectwomanhoodpodcast/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/perfectwomanhoodpodcast
Email: perfectwomanhood@gmail.com

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The outcome of a child falls solely on to the mother of course. Don't be a stupid mother and rely on intuition, instinct or affection alone! 

Here's some simple directions from this chapter- Don't feed them for at least 3 hours after birth, their dress must be 12"-14" long BEYOND their feet, 3 baths a day is a must, and use a sugar and rain water mix when your milk doesn't come in. Sounds sus, but ok. 

Give it a listen and tell us what you think! 

Be sure to check out our social media for photos we reference in this episode, links below! 

This is NOT medical advice in any way. This is a satire podcast about medical practices in Victorian times. DO NOT FOLLOW ANY ADVICE IN THIS EPISODE.

Trigger Warning- Colorful Language as always. 


Thanks for listening! - Emily & Krisi
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/perfectwomanhood
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/perfectwomanhoodpodcast/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/perfectwomanhoodpodcast
Email: perfectwomanhood@gmail.com

Sound Effects from Pixabay